This time last year, I’d unwrapped the Playstation Move and Playstation Eye (camera) that I’d got for Christmas and excitedly started filling up my HD with the introductory games and demos I’d got with it.
I played each one for around ten minutes before deciding that it was either absolute tosh or, to damn with faint praise, OK. But still, that didn’t matter as the Move was new and these were just first attempts. Things would get better.
It’s a year later, and things don’t seem to have moved on at all. There was supposed to be some kind of push for the Move, but looking at the upcoming schedule, all I’ve got to look forward to is Dance Magic and Kevin Van Dam Fishing. Yay.
Of course there are more upcoming titles than that, but they’re either nothing to get excited about (sorry Mad Blocker HD) or they’re just normal games with Move functionality tagged on, like Bioshock: Infinite.
Now this is certain to be one of the biggest and best games of the year, but will the developers have found innovative ways of using the Move as part of that? Doubtful. It’ll probably be the same old ‘wave it in a circle to turn the handle’ kind of affair we’ve sadly got used to.
Where are all the killer apps that are just for the Move? Where’s the game that makes my jaw hit the floor? Why aren’t I a Jedi with a Move lightsaber yet?
And the galling thing is that Kinect owners do seem to be getting the chance to do this kind of thing and more. It may be technically inferior to the Move, but at least it’s got games that work. And look fun.
For every Top Hand Rodeo Tour I’ve got to look forward to, they’ve got Steel Battalion: Heavy Armour. For every Lights, Camera, Party they’ve got The Black Eyed Peas Experience, Dance Central 2, Yoostar on MTV and Penguins Of Madagascar.
Oh. Okay,so it turns out that they’re both useless and only encourage stupid kids’ games (but Kinect owners still get to be a Jedi!). Curse you Wii for ruining gaming for gamers.